Hello everyone and welcome to the Perfect Distractions, where I find out what is distracting the people of Avonworth while in their classes. Sadly this is the last one I will be doing for now, and I may start doing it again, but that is for another time. Today we are looking at Sophomore Matthew…
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Propaganda, Politics, and literally ANYTHING. The Perfect Distractions 4
Hello everyone and welcome to the Perfect Distractions, where I find out what is distracting the people of Avon Worth while in their classes. Today we are looking at Sophomore Brandan (That is how it is spelled) Hart and his everyday Distractions. Brandan is the kind of person who gets distracting by the simplest things…
students, Speakers, and Sharpeners. The Perfect Distractions 3
Hello everyone and welcome to the Perfect Distractions, where I find out what is distracting the people of Avon Worth while in their classes. Today we are looking at sophomore Alex Domencic, or his preferred name, Skippy, and his classroom distractions. Skippy’s biggest distraction he said was “Students who are off task.” which I find…
Badminton, Hats, and apples. The Perfect Distractions 2
Hello and welcome to the Perfect Distractions, where I see what is distracting the people of Avonworth while in their classes. Today I am looking at sophomore Christian Guzzo and he distraction in his IM2 class. Christian was sitting in his math class thinking about a game called Stick Badminton, an online flash game he…
Books, tech, and random thoughts-The Perfect distractions 1
Hello everyone and welcome to the Perfect Distractions, where I go and find out what is distracting the people of Avonworth while in their classes. In today’s Distraction I will cover junior Sam Kott’s normal classroom distractions as well as my own. For Sam her average distraction is books; thinking about books she is reading, and…
A Date With Kronk – My Valentine’s Day
Valentines Day – this is a day for young, infatuated couples but what’s it like for teens who are “on the market”? Well, for me, it means sitting at home all day binge watching Emperor’s New Groove and season 3 of Dexter on Netflix and crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Half-Baked. Okay, well I…
Unfair Tic-Tac-Toe
Vandalism can be a problem at any school, and usually it can ruin a school reputation or cost a school money, but sometimes it’s funnier than anything else. Here at Avonworth, go to locker 661, look up, and you will see a multitude of lockers with marks, scratches, or other markings. One locker, however, has…
Opening the Temporal Zipper | Humor
Students today encountered many issues in regards to tardiness in their classes. As a matter of fact, most students were showing up late to classes by an hour and ten minutes! “How is this possible?” you ask. Avonworth High School is stuck in an interdimensional time paradox. Perhaps you noticed people with third eyes? Or…