Living in the shadow of its more popular video game, virtual reality compatible counterpart, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter was very underwhelming. Lacking the backbone of already established characters from the videogames to carry it through its playtime, this spineless monstrosity flopped with fans more than a lickers tounge. One good thing about this ideration…
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Ryan’s Metal Reviews: Third Progressive Masterpiece of “The Stage”
“Sunny Disposition” is the third track of Avenged Sevenfold’s recent album, The Stage. Or no wait… I should say that “Sunny Disposition” is the third masterpiece of Avenged Sevenfold’s collage of progressive thrash metal epicness, The Stage. This song takes on a lyrical concept of nuclear warfare. It’s especially found as evident in chorus 1,…
Ryan’s Metal Reviews: Avenged Sevenfold’s “The Stage” Part II
Well, Avenged Sevenfold’s album released earlier this fall, and there was misleading info about this album prior to its release. I want to set the record straight before I talk about more released music by these guys. First of all, it has a surprise release on October 28, 2016. Not on December 9, 2016 as…
Ryan’s Metal Reviews: Marilyn Manson: The leader of the beautiful people!!
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people!? It should feel great, because “The Beautiful People” is still considered one of the best songs by Marilyn Manson. Off of one of his albums, Antichrist Superstar, this song focuses on the concept in the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche, a German philosopher, poet, and…
La La Land movie review
La La Land, the record setting, award winning musical rom-com starring Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, is truly the movie to see this season. Being nominated for seven awards in the Golden Globes and winning all of them, La La Land set the record for most awards won and received for any one movie. La…
Don’t Open, Reviews Inside #4: terminator robocop 404 Title not found
Terminator/Robocop: Kill Human is easily the worst comic I have ever read, and if you have ever seen me, you know I read a lot of comics. I literally live in my parents basement, so take my word for it. Published by Dynamite entertainment, publishers of excessive TV to comic adaptations (and basically nothing anyone…
Don’t Open, Reviews Inside #3: Marvel 1602 review
Marvel Comics is known for relatively few things when you think about it. The movies in recent years, the awful movies from not so recent years, and the same few characters we see movies about. Spiderman, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Dr. Strange, The X-Men, and a few more. Knowing their writing staff needed some…
Ryan’s Metal Reviews: Slipknot’s Debut Album Still #1
Here’s a question for all the maggots (aka. Slipknot fans). What’s your favorite Slipknot album? Corey Taylor, the lead singer of the heavy metal band, Slipknot, still describes the eponymous debut album as his favorite Slipknot record. He describes the whole experience from 1999-2001 as “so crazy!” They went through many insane experiences, from performing…
Don’t Open, Reviews Inside #2: The Strange Talent of Luther Strode
The Strange Talent of Luther Strode is a comic written by Justin Jordan, penned and inked by Tradd Moore, and published by Image Comics. The story follows the Peter Parker esq main protagonist Luther Strode. Luther is a scrawny nerd, who is bullied at school, incapable of talking to girls (if you’re reading this, I…
Ryan’s Metal Reviews: Metallica is back to kill ’em all!!
Obey your master, because Metallica is back in the game. They just released their tenth album a few days ago, and it is once again in a heavy metal style that is reminiscent of the classic albums. The album is just a pure thrasher. This record, is another holy gift for all of the true metalheads…